Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I recruited guns_and_aeons as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In July, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In October, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Last week, I exposed beautiful_kuja to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In December, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very good (640 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant, best_jecht_ever
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